Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A change of heart...

I started writing a blog on why men cheat and I realized that it really wasn't necessary. My sister told me to not write about the same ol shit that everybody always write about so I deleted that posting.
Please bear with my brief absence as I delve deeper into my well of intellect and find a subject to enlighten you on.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Blogging-An Act of Self-Important Behavior

I figured that I'd start off my first blog by bashing "the art of blogging." You see, for the longest time I wondered why in the hell would people waste their precious time reading the innermost thoughts, ideas and experiences of a bunch of people that either you know or have no earthly idea who these people are. Then it occurred to me why as I watched another episode of "Flavor of Love 3". People in this new millenium are voyeurs. We like to watch and be entertained by other people's pain, happiness, misery and suffering. Blogging is like the literary form of a reality show where we use our imagination to bring to life the words of the strangers' blogs we read. So in honor of the great "Reality Rennaisance" that has taken place...(Thank you MTV....Without the first season of "The Real World" none of this would be possible) I am now a proud participant of the world of blogging.
Consider yourselves to be lucky that a man of my intellect, charm and wit has decided to embrace this medium and share my thoughts with the world. You may not agree with my opinions and believe me, I have an opinion about EVERYTHING. You may not understand my thought process at times...That's the glory of this forum....A mental trainwreck is waiting to happen to all of us with each blog we post...searching for life's greater meaning and most important of all...Being able to post an opinion or retort to other people's thoughts like what we have to say is so fucking important....
Thank you for taking time to read this...In the time you read this blog you could've done something important with your life...Now I know where I stand with you...Ha...suckers....you're in my world now and I'm not letting you go! By the way...did I mention how important it is that you do read this blog in it's entirety? Otherwise you will miss the real message behind these words I'm sharing with you. It's not what you say...It's how many people that listen to your words and repeat it that matters. Bloggers unite and let's have mental orgasms with each other until we doze off into a coma like sleep and awaken to the reality of our own worlds once again, only to live to blog another day.


SoulChyld